God help us if we have to stick our hand into the cleaning side of things again. Not only is that the latest and most detested of all activities that are considered normal by our standards, but it is also a necessary thing to do. Which is why we ate it because we cannot help but do it. Avoiding it will only cause so much distress. We might as well just hire carpet cleaners in Branson.
If there is people out there who actually really love to clean then we apologize. But you got to know that you are part of the minority in this area, right? Because you are and every single one of us really hates to clean.
Look, all you do is move around the house trying to get rid of all the dirt and dust that has accumulated over the span of however many long you have loved in your house. That is bound to become such an arduous task solely because it is CLEANING of all things.
We can only hope that the dirt that will take over the entire house did not actually mutate to the size of a monster and then proceed to eat us because that would only be slightly worse than getting eaten by your own poop. Yes, a very beautiful image to get imprinted into your mind, we know.
What we mean is that we know that complaining about it is not really much of a mature thing to do, especially if we have to make an argument about it. With how the place is just going to get dirty afterward so why bother, right? Right.
We just mean that if there are people out there that do this for a living and does not mind getting down and dirty with the hideous things we keep under the bed, then they should just do it for us. What sucks, even more, is that we all do not have the money all the time to hire a cleaning lady or cleaning gentleman.
And this is where it really sucks even more because now we have to take care to do it ourselves because we do not have the money for it. And do not even get us started on the carpet because they are probably the most annoying thing to clean and the heaviest.
you not only have to wash that but you have to vacuum it and it absorbs so much of our waste that it really is a wonder why we like stepping barefoot on it. All of the stink that your shoes have gotten? Yeah, that is going to be the permanent stench of your carpet now.
And since you are more likely to eat your own ear raw than actually and willingly peel off your carpet and start cleaning it, you will probably be bearing the smell for a really long while. So good luck on that front. At least if you get desperate enough, you can just hire all the carpet cleaners in the world and get started on your own.